Top 10 reasons to be a Gaucholoco

10. State St. bars and Del Playa parties
9. Freebirds burritos only cost $9
8. you're guaranteed to have tar on your surfboard, wetsuit, hair and feet
7. 7 years, 14 bikes
6. our gym is called the Thunderdome
5. FT had to change its name due to its amorous reputation--the pool scene resembled a resort more than a dorm
4. our faculty has five Nobel Laureates
3. we have been NCAA champions in water polo, soccer, surfing, and ultimate frisbee
2. shoes and underwear are optional attire; our coeds go to class in bikini tops
1. we don't live in Ohio.

Go Gauchos!